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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Astronomers discover most powerful cosmic explosions since the Big Bang - Live Science

So they tried

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Will Trump's tariffs harm the USA?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

I have a “non extradition” warrant out of a state that’s 30 minutes away from my state but I have court in my hometown. What will happen?

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Which Red Sox prospect will be next to draw Roman Anthony-level excitement? - MassLive

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Stocks Stay Lukewarm After US, China Trade Talks: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Geert Wilders: Dutch government collapses as far-right leader exits coalition - BBC

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Fast-Track to Happiness: One Week of Micro-Acts Makes a Difference - Neuroscience News

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes