What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:01

They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Just Forget it!
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So they tried
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Will Trump's tariffs harm the USA?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Geert Wilders: Dutch government collapses as far-right leader exits coalition - BBC
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Fast-Track to Happiness: One Week of Micro-Acts Makes a Difference - Neuroscience News
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes